Humor
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Humor comes in many forms, but whatever form, it puts a smile on faces.
New Philippine Driving Rules?
Philippine Drivers Hand Book
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The Philippine Land Transportation Office (LTO) has issued a set of new regulations to control and govern drivers on the roads.
This is to supersede all previous advisories, and is hoped to become the model fo all driving etiquette and behavior on PHL roads.?
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The Evolution Of Golf
Evolution happens in all parts of nature, humans have evolved from Homo Erectus.
Birds have evolved from the dinosaurs.
Similarly, golf has evolved, with new terms coming into usage daily....
[More]Our Filipina Maid
Our Filipino maid asked for a pay increase. ? My Wife was a bit irritated by this and decided to talk to her about it. ?
She asked: "Now Maria,...
Murder On The Links
The Price of Honesty !
A foursome of men is waiting at the men's tee-box while a foursome of women is starting from the ladies' tee-box.
The ladies are taking their time...
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The Prejudiced Golf Club
Wit of the Scots
An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf.
So, he puts his name down at the local club....
[More]Signs By & For Idiots
Signs can be annoying sometimes.?
On the side of roads, in towns and outside buildings.?
Supposed to be for information, they can often look completely stupid.
Here's a selection of the most inane...
[More]Computer nerds beware!
If you are reading this, you are using a computer, pda, IPod or other such device.
You have to beware of becoming a complete nerd. Read on to see the dangers.
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Bath night
A couple take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a shower but the woman of the house told her they didn't have one but she could have a bath in front of the fire.
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LIFE IN GRAPHS
LIFE EXPLAINED BY SCIENTIFIC GRAPHSRemember doing graphs in maths classes?
Except for certain professions, we lose contact with them
Here's a way of re-uniting life with graphs in an amusing way
[More]THE SUNDAY BREAKFAST
A man and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
[More]WHEN SHE DOESN'T WANT A DATE
WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN
HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
[MORE PUT-DOWNS]A DAUGHTER's LETTER HOME
Dear Mum and Dad,
You'll be happy to hear that I have left my black boyfriend.
I know you both didn't approve of him because of his race.
[More]A DOCTOR WRITES
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Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste on exercise.
[MORE HEALTH TIPS]ENLIGHTENMENT
[ZEN TEACHINGS]SPOKEN ENGLISH
Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to claim their benefit at the unemployment office.??
[More]THE IRISH MILLIONAIRE
Mick, from Dublin ,appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the programme had already won ?500,000.
"You've done very well so far,"...
[More]PADDY's HOLIDAY PLANS
Paddy and Murphy were talking one afternoon when Paddy tells Murphy, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different.
[More]THE PRIEST LOST HIS COCK
The priest?in a small Irish village had a rooster and ten hens.
He kept them in the henhouse behind the church.
One Sunday morning before Mass, he went to feed them.
AN IRISHMAN's TOAST TO HIS WIFE
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me Wife !"
[More]If you can't find the book you want, you may be at the...
BODY ENHANCEMENTS
In the quest for the body beautiful, many women (and men) are spending ever increasing amounts to attain perfection in their perception of their own body. Sometimes however, the obvious gets forgotten
[More]TENNESSEE'S SOCIETY WEDDING
For society weddings, forget the New York's The?Hamptons, London's Mayfair, Philippines' Makati or France's Grenoble. It's Tennessee now
GOLF PROS & CONS
For all those friends of yours who reguarly ruin a good walk, by beating an unfortunate little white ball around the place ahead of themselves with a metal stick !...
[More]THE BEST EXCUSE EVER!
A Wife came home early and found her Husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
She was more than somewhat upset ! "You disrespectful pig...[More]
A MOBILE PHONE THE OLDER POPULATION FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH
Since the mobile phone's innovation, they have been getting smaller, with many more features.
They are also increasingly getting more complicated to use. This leaves the older population at a disadvantage.
[More]BARBIE's DIVORCE
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the prices
[More]WHAT WOMEN SAY
He said to me; "I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it." So I said to him; "Well, you wear pants, don't you...
[More]ELMO's TICKLES
A factory in Northern Minnesota makes the 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys.
The toy laughs when it is tickled it under the arms.
[More]BUYING A HUSBAND; BUYING A WIFE
A store that sells new Husbands has opened in New York City where a woman may go to choose a Husband.??
[More]A MATTRESS, A CAR & A WOMAN DRIVER (TRUE STORY)
A woman ran over a mattress on the highway, and decided not to worry -- kept on driving.
[FULL STORY & PHOTOS]THE CONSIDERATE HUSBAND
Harry's Story
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger.
BOB's BIRTHDAY
Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she treats him to a night at the local strip club.
[More]CATHOLIC COFFEE
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
[More]ENVIROMENTAL PROTESTS EXPOSED
Balita Pinoy can now expose the truth behind the enviromental protests.
It has long been known they normally come from the middle classes, and the reason for this is now revealed.
[More]THE YOUNG COMPUTER EXPERT
As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.
I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door.
[More]SUPERMAN's SEXUAL ANTICS
Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go out.
[More]LIFE IN GRAPHS
LIFE EXPLAINED BY SCIENTIFIC GRAPHSRemember doing graphs in maths classes?
Except for certain professions, we lose contact with them
Here's a way of re-uniting life with graphs in an amusing way
[More]A short love story
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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
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